fics I will always reread
Greenwich Mean Time by provocative envy
Rated: Explicit
She had then gone straight to muggle London and bought a dress—bright white and backless, the sort of dress one might wear to a society function when one is single and sorry and bitter; the sort of dress designed to stand out and cause a scandal.
Punch Drunk by provocative envy
Rated: M / Romance-Humor
ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.
Words Written on Hands by zeitgeistic
Rated: M
In which Potter is a lovesick fool, Parkinson is small, Greengrass has a filthy mouth and Malfoy might win (but he's still going to lose, damn it).
Rated: Explicit
She had then gone straight to muggle London and bought a dress—bright white and backless, the sort of dress one might wear to a society function when one is single and sorry and bitter; the sort of dress designed to stand out and cause a scandal.
Punch Drunk by provocative envy
Rated: M / Romance-Humor
ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.
Words Written on Hands by zeitgeistic
Rated: M
In which Potter is a lovesick fool, Parkinson is small, Greengrass has a filthy mouth and Malfoy might win (but he's still going to lose, damn it).
works in progress
Greenwich Mean Time by provocative envy
Rated: Explicit
She had then gone straight to muggle London and bought a dress—bright white and backless, the sort of dress one might wear to a society function when one is single and sorry and bitter; the sort of dress designed to stand out and cause a scandal.
Tangled Sheets by provocative envy
Rated: Explicit
Because Pansy Parkinson is standing in front of him, looking like every primly proper Pureblood nightmare Harry’s ever had, and he can’t quite reconcile her presence on his doorstep with the stagnant predictability of the world he usually inhabits. Cognitive dissonance. That’s what it is.
Rated: Explicit
She had then gone straight to muggle London and bought a dress—bright white and backless, the sort of dress one might wear to a society function when one is single and sorry and bitter; the sort of dress designed to stand out and cause a scandal.
Tangled Sheets by provocative envy
Rated: Explicit
Because Pansy Parkinson is standing in front of him, looking like every primly proper Pureblood nightmare Harry’s ever had, and he can’t quite reconcile her presence on his doorstep with the stagnant predictability of the world he usually inhabits. Cognitive dissonance. That’s what it is.
completed multi-chapters
Quidditch in the Rough, or How Potter Got His Groove Back by femme, noeon
Rating: E
A bad breakup. Pudd United's worst Quidditch season in years. Harry's life is on a downward spiral, and just when he thinks things can't get worse, the new team owner arrives: Pansy bloody Parkinson.
Rating: E
A bad breakup. Pudd United's worst Quidditch season in years. Harry's life is on a downward spiral, and just when he thinks things can't get worse, the new team owner arrives: Pansy bloody Parkinson.
one-shots
Lies We Tell Ourselves by disillusionist9
Rated: M | Drama\Angst
"I hate you." "You're a terrible liar. Let's try this again: Hello, Pansy. How are you? Fancy a drink?" - HANSY ONESHOT for laisvega. Songfic inspired by Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. Rated for swearing, drinking, and references to sexual situations.
Punch Drunk by provocative envy
Rated: M / Romance-Humor
ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.
Words Written on Hands by zeitgeistic
Rated: M
In which Potter is a lovesick fool, Parkinson is small, Greengrass has a filthy mouth and Malfoy might win (but he's still going to lose, damn it).
Rated: M | Drama\Angst
"I hate you." "You're a terrible liar. Let's try this again: Hello, Pansy. How are you? Fancy a drink?" - HANSY ONESHOT for laisvega. Songfic inspired by Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. Rated for swearing, drinking, and references to sexual situations.
Punch Drunk by provocative envy
Rated: M / Romance-Humor
ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.
Words Written on Hands by zeitgeistic
Rated: M
In which Potter is a lovesick fool, Parkinson is small, Greengrass has a filthy mouth and Malfoy might win (but he's still going to lose, damn it).